I am sad to report, Joseph met his demise today in the lab. He was a good assistant, even though he was a bit "funny". I had told him repeatedly ,"Joseph! You narcissistic idiot! I told you don't feed that thing after midnight. You never feed them after midnight!" Unfortunately, Joseph didn't wind the commemorative 1982 World's Fair (you got to be there!) pocket watch I gave him and lost track of time before he was devoured by my pet "Spike". Luckily for me I always have a my spare Prof. Paris Photon Gun of Impending Solar Flare Doom with me and stunned Spike, but was a little late to save poor Joe. I shall send his remains to his family this week, after I get some stamps from the post office. I wonder if they have any "Stamps of the Great Jenga Players" left?
Soon to be Ruler,
Prof. P
About Me
- B. Blake Paris
- My motto is live life to the fullest and go out and explore. I have just got back from living the past 9 months in Oklahoma City, but was recently a victim of corporate downsizing, so I came back home to my family in Tennessee. Before that I was living in England for work for the past 3 years. I have been to 38 countries to date and all the continents except the frozen one(flew over a bit of it though). Best way to describe me is Indiana Jones with a twist of Bruce Campbell and pinch Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Love a good cigar and a glass of red wine and that tends to be my Friday night.
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